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Oh Michael Scott… You’re highly inappropriate office jokes kill me!

I could not resist posting about this young stoner who called to order a pizza from Cottage Inn Pizza in Ann Arbor, MI.

To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza via craigslist.org

Hilarious.

Wow… This is jaw-dropping, but it has to be a joke. MarryOurDaughter.com is a website where parents get to auction off their daughters hand in marriage.

I honestly do not know what else to say.

I am stunned.

Is it common practice to force your 14 year old daughter into marriage?

The best part of the site has to be the testimonials section, with lovely quotes like this one from Mrs. James P.:

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!” - Mrs. James P.

You mean I can trade my daughter in for a swimming pool AND a jacuzzi? Fantastic!

I just feel bad for the girls marked at bargain basement prices… How humiliating.

I nearly fell down on the floor laughing after I watched this video from the Jamie Kennedy Experiment… Priceless!

Anatomical symbols… They save us from embarrassing moments like accidentally walking into the wrong bathroom, they let us know which door to go into. Nuacco.com has posted a bunch of pretty funny and clever male/female restroom signs, like the one below.

View more at:
http://www.nuacco.com/2007/08/13/which-door-should-i-choose/

What the hell is going on in this photo? I am so baffled by it. I’ve been trying to figure it out for about 10 minutes now. Is there a context to it that I just don’t know about. Some protest? Someone please explain.

Found here: http://www.maj.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=284369

I was copying some old HI8 video tapes to digital formats when I ran across a video I filmed back in ‘97 of the band AFI at the Fireside Bowl here in Chicago.

There was an incident during the show which I had completely forgot about… Mark Stopholese, AFI’s original guitarist, hopping all over the place, unable to fight temptation climbs up on to the monitor speaker at the front of the stage and slips off, cracking his head open as he flips backwards. Yes. I did catch it all on tape. It is about 2:01 into the video below.

Song: File 13 Date: 25 November 1997

File 13 was their second song in and Mark played flawlessly for the rest of the show, never mind the concussion.

What is really funny is that the bassist, Hunter Burgan Geoff Kresge (I believe this was their bassist at the time), had cracked his head open the night before, and was sporting a white shirt with his blood stains all over it.

Side note: At the time I believe they went by A.F.I., “Asking For It”. Now it is “A Fire Inside“.

Sorry for the poor video quality. YouTube really took a bite out of the quality, presumably to get the size down to their minimums. I may just have to upload my videos as .avi files since the quality is so much better

Update: The bassist at the time was Hunter Burgan, as noted above. And they were known as “Asking For It”. Thanks LAt3rAluS.

Fonejacker is a crank calls show on UK’s Channel4.

Here is his myspace profile and his Channel4 show page. Or if you want a shot of his mug from his personal domain KayvanNovak.com.

Now watch the video below, in which Fonejacker pretends he is as an old man in need of some computer help. Brilliant!

Titled: Mr Miggins

“That’s a bit special!” - Mr Miggins

Hehe… GetItInWriting.biz has a great photo list of some really funny Anti-Bush Company Advertising.

This one is my favorite

View them all, Anti-Bush Company Advertising.

Want to fall down laughing on the floor? Click over to PlanetHiltron.com and browse through the photos of celebrities photoshoped to look like average joes.

Jessica Simpson’s Glamor Shots Photo

Beware of Prince Charles
Whenever prince Charles gets married, 3 unlikely events follow.

photo credit: mharrsch

I’d never heard of Tony Carrillo until today who, i believe, runs a really popular comic site called FMinus. He, er the FMinus cartoon, was also a winner of the MTVU Contest. You can find his work in national newspapers and at http://comics.com/comics/fminus/

He has a set of what I call “smart ass” comics that are brilliantly funny. Hey, we can all be smart asses at times, some more often than others. At least he is channeling it.