Reading the copy for Toto, Inc’s new Washlet E200 sends my mind adrift, imagining I am in a lush tropical forest, diving into hidden pools underneath a 20ft waterfall, drinking from a coconut.
…uncompromised Washlet luxury, including soothing dual-action cleansing modes, warm air dryer… leaves you feeling renewed, refreshed and indulged.
I have never used a bidet as I am sure most people, in the U.S. anyway, never have either. I stayed in plenty of hostels, pensions and hotels across Europe that had bidets, but I never felt included to use one. Maybe because I was too shy. Maybe I was worried about germs as I imagined strangers squatting over the filthy porcelain. Or maybe I just always felt fresh! Toilet paper is enough! Or is it? Maybe I am not giving my anus the attention it deserves. Is there something I am missing out on? Something we all are missing out on? Maybe the bidet just needs an update… a Bidet 2.0 if you will…
The Washlet brings a whole new meaning to the word bidet
The Washlet is not just a bidet, something to clean your ass, but something to pamper your ass. Features like heated seats and even a remote control, surly your behind deserves the royal treatment.
Further bidet reading
Bidet - Wikipedia
BioBidet - “one of the most rapid growing companies in the U.S. bidet industry, we pride ourselves on being a leader in the business.” - via biobidet.com
Google Bidet Images - This make it look like their is a real bidet sub-culture.
DISCLAIMER: I have not been approached by Toto, Inc., the developers of the Washlet for my write up. To be honest, I just could not help myself. I just think that if we can pamper every other part on our bodies, why not our butts!